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Hilarious Look At Europe!

"I am from Europe, and I found it very funny.

The heart of what 'Voltaire' says about each European country is true. He skewers these nuggets of truth to find the humor.   

The chapter on my own country was particularly hilarious.  Thanks, Voltaire.  I am not offended."

Stefanie Heirbach  Cologne, Germany


Only Europe 'Guidebook' I'll Ever Re-Read!

"I have been buying travel guidebooks for the last 20 years.  If we go somewhere different for a weekend, I'll still buy a guidebook.

This 'guidebook' is like a collection of humorous essays written about most major European countries but written in the framework of a guidebook. This is a laugh-out-loud riot I'll be sure to re-read next time I am even thinking about going back to Europe."   

Arnie Hubble, Queens, New York
  
 
                          


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So Tell Me Again With A Straight Face . . Why The Hell Do You Want To Travel Europe?

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Voltaire Brown's Don't Travel Europe

"Disclaimer: This is a satire on Europe travel guide books. If you have no sense of humor or don't take kindly to travel humor, kindly get the f-k out of here." - The Publisher

For decades, people have the sought the ideal Europe guide, a travel guide that was witty, entertaining, and packed with crude jokes you could tell your cousins. That search is over. A hilarious non-award winning Europe guide has finally arrived with Voltaire Brown's Don't Travel Europe.

Europe was a waste of time during the Crusades, the Inquisitions, and the Napoleonic Wars, and today it's just as much of a waste of time with talk of European Unions and various Russian vodka intoxication treaties. Who knows what tomorrow may bring, but Voltaire Brown can assure you that whatever is in Europe's tomorrow, it, too, will be a waste of your time.

In this one-and-only edition, travel-philosopher Voltaire deservingly rips the pretentious and not-so-pretentious nations of Europe a new one, as he goes over the background, history, the people, the currencies, and customs of a vastly overrated continent well past its prime.

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A Travel Guide Unlike Any You've Ever Read Or Ever Will Read

Voltaire's acerbic travel humor doesn't butter up Old World countries already swimming in saturated fats. With European price levels the way they are, you can nix the idea to travel Europe on a shoestring unless you enjoy the idea of, literally, traveling around Europe with a shoestring. That's all you'll be able to afford in a continent where a toilet urinal can be passed off as a work of Renaissance art and a hefty admission fee (plus VAT) charged. A drunken few have called this a true Europe for dummies travel guide book because, if you decide to travel Europe after reading it, you really are a dummy.

Let Voltaire Brown show you there has never been a better time not to go to Europe!

Lie back enthralled as Voltaire goes over:

  • Why a cup of yoghurt is more worthwhile than a trip to France.

  • How the Pope takes a real vacation.

  • Why the AIDS rate is so low in Scandinavia when the locals engage in round-the-clock unprotected sexual activity.

  • How many Soviets it took to screw in a light bulb.

  • Why Germans ever come back to Germany when they dislike it so much.

  • Who is lazier: the Spanish or the Portuguese.

  • Why it's necessary for the people of Finland to have good memories.

  • What a Swiss terrorist does.

  • The worst days of the year to be in Andorra. Hint: there are 364 correct answers.

  • What solution the British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher proposed for the Northern Ireland/Republic of Ireland problem after getting drunk at a pub in Dundalk in 1981.

  • The term for a Greek person whose IQ is equal in value to his shoe size.

  • What it really means when a Hungarian says she's on a diet.

  • And much, much more.

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Europe Like You've Never Seen It Before!

You've bought Europe for dummies and Europe on a shoestring guide books in the past. They're expensive and boring, possess no travel humor, and their information is dated immediately. Why not pick up the world's only don't travel Europe guide book which never dates and promises to be as hilarious tomorrow as it was today?

On entertaining page after entertaining page, Voltaire will give you innumerable reasons to steer clear of the Old World and hit a Chinese (or Pan-Asian) buffet instead, where you can receive real value for your money.

Voltaire's best rule regarding travel is not to go in the first place. Be wise, heed his advice, and save a bundle on the European vacation you'll now never take.

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