So Tell Me Again With A Straight Face . . Why The Hell Do You Want To Travel Europe?
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"Disclaimer: This is a satire on Europe travel guide books. If you have no sense of humor or don't take kindly to travel humor, kindly get the f-k out of here." - The Publisher
For decades, people have the sought the ideal Europe guide, a travel guide that was witty, entertaining, and packed with crude jokes you could tell your cousins. That search is over. A hilarious non-award winning Europe guide has finally arrived with Voltaire Brown's Don't Travel Europe.
Europe was a waste of time during the Crusades, the Inquisitions, and the Napoleonic Wars, and today it's just as much of a waste of time with talk of European Unions and various Russian vodka intoxication treaties. Who knows what tomorrow may bring, but Voltaire Brown can assure you that whatever is in Europe's tomorrow, it, too, will be a waste of your time.
In this one-and-only edition, travel-philosopher Voltaire deservingly rips the pretentious and not-so-pretentious nations of Europe a new one, as he goes over the background, history, the people, the currencies, and customs of a vastly overrated continent well past its prime.
A Travel Guide Unlike Any You've Ever Read Or Ever Will Read
Voltaire's acerbic travel humor doesn't butter up Old World countries already swimming in saturated fats. With European price levels the way they are, you can nix the idea to travel Europe on a shoestring unless you enjoy the idea of, literally, traveling around Europe with a shoestring. That's all you'll be able to afford in a continent where a toilet urinal can be passed off as a work of Renaissance art and a hefty admission fee (plus VAT) charged. A drunken few have called this a true Europe for dummies travel guide book because, if you decide to travel Europe after reading it, you really are a dummy.
Let Voltaire Brown show you there has never been a better time not to go to Europe!
Lie back enthralled as Voltaire goes over:
Europe Like You've Never Seen It Before!
You've bought Europe for dummies and Europe on a shoestring guide books in the past. They're expensive and boring, possess no travel humor, and their information is dated immediately. Why not pick up the world's only don't travel Europe guide book which never dates and promises to be as hilarious tomorrow as it was today?
On entertaining page after entertaining page, Voltaire will give you innumerable reasons to steer clear of the Old World and hit a Chinese (or Pan-Asian) buffet instead, where you can receive real value for your money.
Voltaire's best rule regarding travel is not to go in the first place. Be wise, heed his advice, and save a bundle on the European vacation you'll now never take.USD 4.99